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Saturday, December 1st, 2007
6:23 pm
I am a dork for at least two of the fallowing reasons:

1. I TiVo every episode of the McLaughlin Group on PBS
2. If have found that eggs from free range grain feed chickens are actually worth paying more for because they taste a little better, the yolk doesn’t break whenever fry them, and they’re bigger.

Current Mood: bored
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
1:32 am
dear modern dermatology,
my scalp and my ego thank you.

Now on to other issues…. For the past month I have a working a few nights a week on the night shift which is 11 PM to 7 AM and hate it. Thank goodness tonight is that last night.

Sorry folks. That’s all I got.
Saturday, September 29th, 2007
5:39 am
There once was a gentleman who ate onions.
His mother suffered from foot bunions.
Worries ate him inside.
He had no where to hide
So his mother bought him his muffins.

Okay, so it’s been a while. My goodness time sure flies by doesn’t it? I’m throwin’ a bone here.

The End.

Current Mood: weird
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
5:32 pm
My job just keeps getting more and more boring. I don’t know how much longer I can keep on doing this. I’ve just gotta keep reminding myself that there is a light at the end of the tunnel and graduation is just a semester away (cross your fingers) Things will change. This is not how the rest of my life is going to be.
I’m going to New York next week and I’m super pumped about it. Its gonna be totally tits. Tits to the max. Cock jerkin’ tits to the max. This will be first vacation in a long time.

Current Mood: excited
Monday, April 30th, 2007
11:37 pm
a letter to myself:
Dear Jordan,
Your are a stupid lazy ass mother who deserves to a smacked on the head with a frying pan. When will you grow up and stop being a waste of space good for nothing jerk off?

Sincerely,
Yourself

Current Mood: disappointed
Sunday, April 1st, 2007
10:09 am
i started a new book last week. i'm about half way through the thing and havent opend it back up since then. its just sitting on my coffee table. unfinished tasks, half read books...all to familer. that a bit of a bummer but these cheesey pick up lines did make me laugh. some of them i don't really get

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Current Mood: bored
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
5:44 pm
A totaly non creepy Vanentines Day greeting from me to all of you:
May your Valentines Day be filled with flowers, and boxes of chocolate, and teddy bares, and perfume scented cards from your lover(s).

The End

Current Mood: dorky
Monday, January 8th, 2007
10:33 pm
Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs

1. How does the world see you?
Those were the days - Lady Sovereign

2. Will I have a happy life?
Jetstream - New Order

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Fire, Fire - MIA

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
The Trick is to Keep breathing - Garbage

5. How can I make myself happy?
Oh - Ciara featuring Ludacris

6. What should I do with my life?
Bones - The Killers

7. What is some good advice for me?
Control Freak - Armin Van Buren

8. How will I be remembered?
Red Woods - DJ Govenor

9. What is my signature dancing song?
Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

10. What do I think my current theme song is?
In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Total Eclips of the Heart - Jessica Serria

12. What song will play at my funeral?
Can't get You out of My head - Kylie Minogue

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Sex is not the Ememy - Garbage

14. What is my day going to be like?
Hystaria - Muse

15. What will tomorrow bring?
10 Dollar- MIA

Current Mood: anxious
Saturday, December 30th, 2006
5:14 pm
christmas: quite merry indeed (i cant wait to show you all my new ipod nano)

2006: all in all, a good year. a year of hot sex, hot love, breaking up, and movin' on. a year of expressing myself. a year of letting go of innocence and saying goodbye to things I grew up with. and a year of pleasant surprises to counter the disappointment. a year of new beginnings the only drawback of 2006 would be not see enough of you! yeah you. have a happy new year precious darlings!

Current Mood: content
Monday, December 18th, 2006
5:55 pm
I’ve finally passed intermediate algebra. If all goes as planned, I’ll be graduating this time next year. Yay for me!

Current Mood: accomplished
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
4:36 pm
forget food for though. how about food for gayness?
First off, hello again. It’s been a long time, I know. I suppose I’ve just had one of those LJ dry spells. I’m still a bit dry but I still want my barren blog to have some substance so I’ll get to the case in point. There is threshold one reaches that goes beyond retardation and absurdity to just plain fucking hilarious. Which brings us to the following gem of an article. I hope you are enlightened as much as I am.

Just so you know that I’m not make this shit up, this is the link: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy is making kids 'gay'
By James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries.

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.
Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.
In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.
If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal. Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today? Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.
Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!
There's also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That's why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.
In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that "soy prevents cancer." It doesn't.
P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Current Mood: relieved
Saturday, October 14th, 2006
9:06 pm
“You will step on the soil of many countries”
-message from a fortune cookie

I certainly hope this fortune will be a reality someday. Am I a fool to find hope in a fortune cookie message that happens to confirm one of my lifelong ambitions? Maybe.

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, August 26th, 2006
10:28 am
Wow, it's been so long since I've updated this thing. I can think of no other excuse other than laziness. I would have to say that the highlight between my last entry and this one would have to be the action (hehe) I've been getting. I've become quite a player. Also, my fall semester has started. I didn't pay my tuition on time so all my classes were dropped. I had to pay a late fee to get reenrolled and couldn't get back into one of my classes. I think it's a good thing because it's one less class I have to worry about and I probably couldn't afford to pay for one more class.

Current Mood: lazy
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
10:01 pm
is it just me or is mel gibson a real douche bag?

Current Mood: crazy
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
12:39 am
I've registered for fall classes this semester. I'm taking two online courses. I'm also gonna look for a bike to ride to and from class. I'm kinda glad I decided to toughen up and not skip a semester.

Current Mood: hopeful
Friday, July 14th, 2006
1:53 pm
I finally planted my Japanese bonsai tree that will accompany my lucky bamboo on my windowsill. Right now I'm debating whether or not I should take the fall semester off from school. I don't feel like i've had enough time to do the soul searching to know what I should do.

Current Mood: alone
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
9:28 am
days off from work + impulse shopping habits = new shirts
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
5:43 pm
i've only been an adult for half a decade, i'm practically still a child.
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
9:23 am
Last night I started my new job. It was strictly book reading orientation, it was dreadfully boring. There system is different from the one at Comfort Inn and are gonna take some getting use to. The people there are really nice, too. Later last nice in my dreams I dreamed I had a six pack. It was once of those dreams where you don't know you're dream even though it seems too good to be true. Why must dreams taunt me like this?

Current Mood: awake
Saturday, June 10th, 2006
9:56 pm
my super villain alter ego

So I've been thinking that my currant state of mind and life needs a bit of spicing up. What I need is to spend some time as someone else who is larger than life. So I need to be a super villain. I prefer a super villain over a super hear because As a kid, I always had a slight preference for pretending to be super villain rather that heroes. With the exception of Batman, I always wanted to be Darth Vader rather than Luke Skywalker, Shredder rather than one the Ninja Turtles and so one. So I've come up with some possible titles for my super villain alter ego. They are as fallows:

The Spork Bandit
The Destructive Handsoap Dispenser of Doom
Bad Cell Phone Recaption Man
The Taco Bandit
Caption Ketchup Stain
Milk Squirting Out of Nose Man
Reanimated Road Kill Man
The Flower Pedler of Doom
The Meatball Manaiac
Dr Deviled Egg
The Frapicino Bandit
Chewing Gum with Mouth Open Man

Current Mood: amused
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